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destructivemusic:

reasons skyrim is good game: I just shot a goat with an arrow and it flew 50 feet straight up into the air

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sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

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dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

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drawsomethingmisha:

aaaauuuuggghhhhh. it’s the other side of this:
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sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

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pressing:

i thought this was another long dumb post but OH MY GOD. just when you’re about to lose hope in humanity, something like that comes up..

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gazzymouse:

eternaldisneymagic:

disneysnowprincess:

carriethestorymaker:


"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

This is my favourite gifset of all time

*claps forever*

ohmygosh this is too cool

Well. Done.

gazzymouse:

eternaldisneymagic:

disneysnowprincess:

carriethestorymaker:

"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

This is my favourite gifset of all time

*claps forever*

ohmygosh this is too cool

Well. Done.

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cyrilthewolf:

onceuponasaviorqueen:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

this post got really violint really quickly

Oh

cyrilthewolf:

onceuponasaviorqueen:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

this post got really violint really quickly

Oh

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cumber-crown:

tastefullyoffensive:

How not to get hired at Cadbury. [via]

i want to see the sketch

cumber-crown:

tastefullyoffensive:

How not to get hired at Cadbury. [via]

i want to see the sketch

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bestcunt:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

Tumblr’s Greatest Hits:Now That’s What I Call Privilege 

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capnvonv666:

chris-evanger:

that-big-gay-impala:

phoenixmoonstone:

carryonmy-assbutt:

anycsifan:

sammycasdean:

superhetavengerstucklock:

drop-that-punpunpun:

i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows

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now we just need a show that references Supernatural

You mean like

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Supernatural?

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neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

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gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

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